Thursday, March 27, 2014



Things I am still learning.........
March

I am Irish....... I should know everything about St. Patrick's Day, right?  
Wrong.  I knew some of these facts but definitely not all!

1) March 17th was the day St. Patrick died.
2) St. Patrick wasn't Irish.
3) St. Patrick was a slave.
4) St. Patrick used the shamrock to preach about the trinity.
5) Legend says St. Patrick drove all the snakes from Ireland.
6) Patrick's color is blue.
7) They Shamrock is not the symbol of Ireland.
8) There are more Irish in the USA than Ireland.
9) St. Patrick's Day in the US has a strong political history.
10) St. Patrick's was a dry holiday in Ireland until 1970!!!!! 



Funny item for March I found:

QUESTION:  How does Scooby Doo and the Gang have enough money to travel the world and solve mysteries?

ANSWERS:

The Asshole Answer:  It's a cartoon, dumbass.
The Perverted Answer:  Velma and Daphne are call girls.
The Stoner Answer:  Shaggy is a pot dealer.
The Cynical Answer:  Shaggy is a pot dealer.
The Optimistic Answer: Shaggy is a pot dealer.
 The Businessman Answer: Shaggy is a pot dealer. 
The Practical Answer: The gang probably charges a fee for their services.
THE REAL ANSWER: SHAGGY IS DEFINITELY A POT DEALER!


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My favorite found quote for the month:

"It wasn't a dead end if you needed to go down the road"


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Hope you all are ready for Spring!  It's right around the corner!

T

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